Quotes of: Fart Keyword

At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.

Robert Gottlieb

I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.

Tyler Posey

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages.

Selma Blair

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.

Harold Ramis

Brooke Shields: I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

[repeated line] Bénédicte: Farting hound, happy sound.

A Very Long Engagement

Nope, you stick out like a fart in a church.

The Final Warning

Today many of these selfish politicians are preying on the nation itself – (belching corruption and farting discontent!)

Faraaz Kazi

Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart.

Reprobate: A Katla Novel

Rotten, dirty, back-slapping, wine-quaffing, haemorrhoid-hosting, goat-shagging, fart-sniffing, Crispin-loving, gold-snatching bastards!!!

Weapon of Choice

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Kurt Vonnegut

I dunno. Zombies are kinda cool," Jonathan said. "They just don't give a dusty fart about anything." — Bats 2015

Fred Barnett

Timmons: [after he has bent over and farted] Why don't you put that in your book?

Dances with Wolves

Billy Ray: When I was a kid, if we wanted bubbles, we had to fart in the tub.

Trading Places

I love baseball. I'll probably end up one of those old farts who go to spring training in Florida every year and drive from game to game all day.

Steve Earle

With one blanket, you and I could wrap up like a burrito. Yum. And if you want melted cheese, just fart a bit.  

Blanket

I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl.

Hollywood Scandals

Need to get to Ruislip by sparrow-fart though', said the squadron leader. 'Think you can do that? Can I come along for the ride?

Retromancer

I like to keep in touch with younger photographers. It's important that a younger generation comes up and questions the assumptions made by old farts like me.

Martin Parr

If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.

George A. Romero

Over at the Olivia Pope & Associates set, we're like middle school children. Every time there's a cut in the action, we joke and dance around; there's show tunes and fart noises.

Darby Stanchfield