I want you to start realising how far away you are from being able to listen professionally.
The Extremely Successful Salesman's ClubKeep your friends close, your enemies closer, and the junk food as far away as possble.
Fuck Calories and Other Dietary HeresiesMay your adventures bring you closer together, even as they take you far away from home.
The Mysterious Benedict Society and the Perilous JourneyGirls are nothing to be afraid of, no matter the kind. Boys, on the other hand.
Never Have I Ever: my life (so far) without a date