Oskar Schindler: I kissed a Jewish Girl. Prisoner: Did your prick fall off? [laughs]
Schindler's ListThe only thing I can do is tell the truth as I see it and let the chips fall where they may.
Jack Kemp[as Sheeta falls from the airship in the opening chase scene] Dola: Oh, no! There goes my crystal!
Castle in the SkyShort Round: [after almost falling into the gorge] Not very funny.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of DoomFrance is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder