Mike Shiner: Is this water? Did you replace my gin with water, man? Riggan: Mike. Come on. Mike Shiner: No. Come on, what? Riggan: Come on, you're drunk. Mike Shiner: I'm drunk? Yes, I'm drunk! I'm supposed to be drunk! Why aren't you drunk? This is ...
I can't look in the mirror and look at fake things. I just can't. I'd rather age.
Fake it 'till you make it.
The world isn't scandalized by our freedom but by our fakeness.
I'm not that good of an actor to fake something like that.
My fake mullet wig turns women on. Probably.
So far as the religion of the day is concerned, it is a damned fake ... Religion is all bunk.
But that was the thing about courage. Sometimes you had to fake it to feel it.
It's better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.
Be careful of fake faces, the most honest the most evil.
You can't fake being a star. But you can also become a great personality.
Scary is good. Kids like going to a movie and being really scared rather than fake scared.
I think, to me, reality is better than being fake.
If the price is very cheap then it's almost certainly a fake.
I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.
Neither a fake friend nor a liar can be trusted, with a secret.
You can't fake being able to cook well.
You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.
I would rather die than be a serious artist, or a fake artist.
You got nothing to lose. You don't lose when you lose fake friends.
People really give you a hard time when you wear fake glasses out to a bar.
