As dad would always say, when in doubt- play for time.
The Venetian's Wife: A Strangely Sensual Tale of a Renaissance Explorer, a Computer, and a MetamorphosisDogs have hair. Cats, fur. Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr. I say: No contest.
Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in HaikuWhat we find to love or to hate comes to us as a substitute for something else.
What Alice Knew: A Most Curious Tale of Henry James & Jack the RipperHe was the real hero in my world and I treasured him. And he loved me. Loved spending time with me.
As You Wish: Inconceivable Tales from the Making of The Princess Bride