What do you mean "Ewww"? How is my tuna breath worse than peanut butter?
Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku...the dead, being wiser than the living, know freedom is always better than revenge.
Wrapped In White: Thirteen Tales of Spectres, Ghosts, and SpiritsIn the days when wishing was having, I got what I wished and then I wish I hadn't.
Kissing the Witch: Old Tales in New SkinsNever underestimate spite as a motivator for genius.
The Disappearing Spoon: And Other True Tales of Madness, Love, and the History of the World from the Periodic Table of the ElementsNone of my friends had grandparents like these. ... Tony and Desolina were exotic.
Eat Now; Talk Later: 52 True Tales of Family, Feasting, and the American Dream