I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive.
Well there are those who think you can only succeed at someone else's expense.
It's easy to struggle in New York. I think New York is a bit expensive.
Pride is an expensive vice, for it is wedded to Greed whose hunger is never sated
I have a wardrobe full of expensive clothes, but wear the same two T-shirts. I've never found a look.
Corporate advertising is simply expensive lying dressed up as brainwashing
Be advised that all flatterers live at the expense of those who listen to them.
A lot of people assume that the expensive ideas are the most effective ones, but that is simply not true.
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
Grudge no expense - yield to no opposition - forget fatigue - till, by the strength of prayer and sacrifice, the spirit of love shall have overcome .
I need a SUV, for me and my four sisters. So, I've narrowed it down to four, kind of expensive, cars.
I watched a film called 'Elephant' recently. Its not stylish in the sense of expensive suits and Italian cars, but the styling on every single character is spot on.
People in Hollywood are going make pictures where ever it's the least expensive to make them.
Poor people are those who only work to try to keep an expensive lifestyle and always want more and more.
The only sad part for me about getting a cat from the pound is that I can only choose one. If I could, I’d take home all of them. Actually, my view is why take them home? Why not just move in to an animal shelter? But my wife wouldn’t go for that...
My birthday is coming up. I was born on March 5th, 1982. Humans have come a long way since then—nearly 30 years, if my math is good. And my math better be good, because if my math’s no good, what’s that leave? I mean aside from English, art, sc...
Cats have the curiosity of a genius, while dogs have the intellect of a sack of manure covered in hair and mulch made from bark (so loud). Actually, that assessment isn’t quite fair. Sacks of manure are smarter than dogs, and make better best frien...
I fear one day I’ll get a knock at my front door, and I’ll answer it to find myself standing there. Then I’ll hear myself say, “Hi, I’m from the future, and I’m here to destroy you.” But that is irrational. The future me isn’t out to ...
I want to write the world’s worst cookbook, which I’ll title: “The World’s Worst Cookbook.” It’ll feature recipes from “Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich” (peanut butter, jelly, and bread), to “Roasted Roadkill and Hitchhiker’s Sur...
A female cop in my dream observes a shuffle, and takes note, but doesn’t fully see the bank robbery I have just committed during the planned distraction. All she sees is a man with a lot of money and draws the wrong conclusion—that I am more hand...
The best way to get America back to work, and reduce our deficit, is hire all the photographers in the country, position them on street corners, and have them take pictures of all the license plates of red-light runners, who will then receive a fine ...
