Talk is cheap, action is expensive.
Always wear expensive shoes. People notice.
Building robot versions of people is very expensive.
The idea of just improvising and riffing can sometimes be at the expense of story.
[repeated line] John Hammond: We spared no expense.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
And the biggest, coldest power play of all in Obamacare came at the expense of the elderly.
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
Marriage feels like an industry with catering and really expensive bands.
I work so hard for profits because my dreams are expensive.
I think rock records tend to be very expensive.
It's very expensive to be me. It's terrible the things I have to do to be me.
I didn’t shave my mustache off. Instead what I did was taped Elton John’s asshole to my top lip and then all of the sudden I had twice the dick in my mouth as before. It was almost more than I could swallow. Almost.
I am Fried Quiero Loud Babcock (not bad cock), and I am here for the ranch dressing your father promised my father, 53 years ago. Kindly pour some on my salad and I’ll be on my way.
If people lived to be a thousand years old, there’d be extreme inequality, based not on class like now, but on genetics. Think how far behind unmotivated and lazy people lag now after only 65 years on earth, and then multiply that by 15.
We couldn’t make love, unfortunately, because she was dead. I didn’t kill her, if that’s what you’re wondering. She died long before I was born, and that’s probably the biggest mistake of my life.
I want to write a book called, “Son, I’m dying,” where I visualize the day my estranged dad calls me out of the blue to tell me he is dying, and in as many ways as possible I’ll offer up various responses to that.
How would you define love to an eight-year-old aardvark from Argentina who hears angularly, rather than linearly? I don’t know, but let me check and see if Helen Keller wrote a dictionary that’s touchable, like a cat.
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I called to tell her I loved her, which was smart, because if I’d have done it in person, I’d have caught her with another man. I don’t care if he was my clone, it isn’t right and it pisses me off. I was backstabbed by myself.
I bought you a gift. It’s something I’ve always wanted, but I’m not quite sure you’ll like it. So if you don’t want it just tell me and I’ll be happy to keep it. After all, I’m only interested in making you happy.
