We learn and experience ourselves only through suffering; everything else is humbug.
Kristian Goldmund AumannIf you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said.
Kevin NealonMy parents were like the kind of people who read the 'Enquirer' and believed everything it said.
Kristy SwansonI've got the Xbox 360, a Wii, and a PlayStation 3. I got everything you could think of.
Larry FitzgeraldI'm fine, and my hips are fine. My false knee is fine. My false hips are fine. Everything's cooking.
Liza Minnelli