People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and peop...
We all hate on ourselves way too much, and there are so many people who think they have to look like those women on TV. That's so unreasonable. Everybody is supposed to be a different size. And if I can just be confident in myself, then I'll look bet...
The NFL has gone a long way to Disney-fy its image, but it's not Disney. It's the MMA. It's a violent, brutal human war, with rules. The same guy who says, 'I'm going to rob everybody,' is the same guy who would be successful in the NFL.
We were against the war in Vietnam and for voter registration and social issues. Everybody has their choices, and the obligation of a comedian is first to entertain. And if you're so inclined, and you have some bigger thought, make sure you express i...
Luck always seems like it belongs to someone else.
Be happy, nothing else truly matters.
When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself.
Art distills sensation and embodies it with enhanced meaning in a memorable form - or else it is not art.
Remember the great adversity of art or anything else is a hurried life.
It felt relaxing to be someone else’s myth.
When there is nothing else, there is always faith to cling onto.
no one else can live your life for you.
You're a dream. Like everything else.
You can’t be the warrior in someone else’s tragedy
In a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the rest of us would have to settle for something else.
My heart has never been broken, I've never broken anyone else's.
It's pretty refreshing to be in a situation where the spotlight is on someone else.
You are the sky. Everything else – it’s just the weather.
Write what you want, everything else is gravy
I'm more critical of the films I make than anyone else.
I bleed like nobody else.