I’m so smart that I make everyone around me smarter. I do this by being dumber than everybody.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousEverybody acts like the future is so far away, when really every moment that passes is the future.
Other People's WeddingsI am cursed. Everybody around me dies. It just might take a hundred years for them to do so.
This Book is Not FOR SALEIf everybody was so reverent of the institute of marriage, how did all the adultery get committed?
What Was She Thinking? [Notes on a Scandal]