I went to the mountains, but they were closed. Apparently I wasn’t on Mountain Time.
A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..Mother nature changes her looks for the same reason any woman changes her looks—to be noticed.
Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, & Grumblings for Every Day of the Year