I’d like to make the argument that The Cars were the first garage band.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI don’t understand the game of Cricket. But I do get the game of Noisy Night Insect.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI’d make a great politician. I’d make it out of pig shit, so it wouldn’t be as foul as it is now.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI’ve come a long way in the last year. 365 days, to be exact.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI don’t know where, but I know how and why. Two out of three out of six ain’t bad.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI didn’t go to the water park because it was raining, and I didn’t want to get wet.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksNinety minutes of pure naughty (limit 30 minutes per customer). *No clones or triplets allowed!
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksToo much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI want to pour your voice into a goldfish bowl before flushing it down the toilet.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksDriving is better than walking, because hitting is better than being hit.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksIf pens doubled as bullets, I bet few writers would want to write about war.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI’d like to be your friend—but only if you promise not to ever, ever count on me.
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