Computer science is one of the worst things that ever happened to either computers or to science.
Neil GershenfeldHumor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick ClarkIf we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under.
Ronald ReaganI would love it if anyone gave me the job of adapting 'The Great Gatsby,' but nobody ever does.
Andrew DaviesCleveland's a great place when you're a kid. You hardly ever get sunburned, without the sun shining.
Darrell IssaI'd say the only time I ever get nervous is around great ballet dancers or people I really admire.
Dita Von Teese