Quotes of: Ever-after Keyword

I am Cloud “Combat” McCloud. Fear my thunder! Love my chicken tenders.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Somebody tell Uncle Sam the ultimate stimulus package is a bottle of Viagra.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

An ear shaped like a question mark is not receptive to life’s answers.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

If you’re thinking about killing someone, don’t. Not don’t kill them, but don’t think about it—just do it already.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I’d like to make the argument that The Cars were the first garage band.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I don’t understand the game of Cricket. But I do get the game of Noisy Night Insect.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I’d make a great politician. I’d make it out of pig shit, so it wouldn’t be as foul as it is now.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I’ve come a long way in the last year. 365 days, to be exact.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I don’t know where, but I know how and why. Two out of three out of six ain’t bad.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I didn’t go to the water park because it was raining, and I didn’t want to get wet.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Ninety minutes of pure naughty (limit 30 minutes per customer). *No clones or triplets allowed!

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I want to pour your voice into a goldfish bowl before flushing it down the toilet.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Driving is better than walking, because hitting is better than being hit.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

If pens doubled as bullets, I bet few writers would want to write about war.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

you were and always will be that first ever touch to have fertilized the ground beneath my life’s trees that first ever rose to have fragranced the rest of my memories.

A touch, a tear, a tempest

I’d like to be your friend—but only if you promise not to ever, ever count on me.

Two or Three Things I Forgot to Tell You

To make a difference in the world, it only takes one optimistic person, who can gather millions of people to make the change.

Will He Ever Return?

It will be a very long time before I trust you ever, ever - OK, I trust you again.

Why We Broke Up

If you believe that that the one opportunity you missed is the last one you’ll ever get, then that is exactly what will happen: no more opportunities ever.

Your Wishes Fulfilled: Volume 1: Theory

If all my bridge coach ever told me was that I was 'satisfactory,' I would have no hope of ever getting better. How would I know who was the best? How would I know what I was doing differently?

Bill Gates