Quotes of: Ever-after Keyword

No two people ever view the world from exactly the same perspective, understand things the same way, human or not. The best we can ever do is try.

MILA 2.0

I see again my schoolroom in Vyra, the blue roses of the wallpaper, the open window.… Everything is as it should be, nothing will ever change, nobody will ever die.

Speak, Memory

To know how to avoid the cliche, to know what tradition you are pushing forward, begins with knowing what that tradition is.

Save the Cat!: The Last Book on Screenwriting You'll Ever Need

 Then he told Perry that love was like the waves in the sea, gentle and good sometimes, rough and terrible at others, but that it was endless and stronger than the sky and the earth and everything in between.

Through the Ever Night

I’m people wealthy. My grandchildren have grandchildren, some of whom are even older than me.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

All books are coloring books, if you are in possession of a childlike imagination, and a box of markers.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I’m willing to die for my beliefs, but over the course of a lifetime and not all at once right now.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

If a building were shaped like a body, I’d imagine you’d exit out the rear.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I’m very proud of my body of work. You should see it naked sometime.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Are you smarter than my brain in a jar? Have a pickle while you ponder it.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I have a bedroom rug that I feed. It’s not very flat, and it meows when I step on it.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

My cat’s favorite chew toy is a pen. I’d wager that he is a better writer than me.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

It’s not fun to pet cats when you’ve already poured gravy on them, and you’re holding silverware.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Today I’m feeling uncharacteristically chiaroscuro, and I don’t know what that means for my future, or as a word.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I try not to sell myself short, unless I’m giving myself a great price on the stuff.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

We talked for four hours. Well, I talked for four, and she listened for two.


This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

If somebody offered me Cyanide, my only question would be, Is it organic? Because organic is always the healthier option.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

For the time being I’ll be a being in time. And when I die, I’ll happily be compost for a greener world.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

A lifestyle of deception is hard to keep up if your clones aren’t willing to participate.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to flesh.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I have a shirt that’s skin tight. It’s made from human flesh.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks