Don't you ever get tired of believing, Madame? Don't you ever want proof?
All the Light We Cannot SeeRetirement with its open canvas, is an especially opportune time to cultivate expanded experiences.
I'm A Type A - How the Heck Will I Ever RetireLove is the only way. There has been enough pain, enough war, enough killing. Enough. No more.
Nothing Ever Goes On HereBig challenges provide big opportunities.
A Life Sold - What Ever Happened To That Guy Who Sold His Whole Life On Ebay?I am marvelously absurd in my cloudless thought formation.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksLarry Bird looks like a bird, and Johnny Vagina looks like—hey, what is that in the sky?
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksQuick! Hide under my 3:33 am, but don’t pet my 3:33 pm.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksWhen your action is gone, and all that’s left is motionlessness, I’ll be there, whistling.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksAmy, she’s got a memory like an elephant, and a body like a meow.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI ate the evidence he’d been murdered. What Carl called “Kevin,” I called dinner.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksWhen someone asks, Dogs or cats? I usually say, For what, dinner?
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI wonder what city Grover Cleveland is from. Probably Cincinnati.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks