After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.
Dave ChappelleAfter I won the Tony Award, the film floodgates opened, so I was like a kid in a candy store.
Dan FoglerYou see guys in the NFL when you're younger, and you try to model your game after that.
Jimmy GaroppoloI was what they call 'skinny fat' - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat.
A. J. JacobsThe first treasure California began to surrender after the Gold Rush as the oldest: her land.
John Jakes