[after being shot by Top-dollar] Eric Draven: Hehe... aw fuck... [Collapses on the ground]
Col. Muska: [after being blinded] My eyes! I can't see!
Mum: YOU will look after me, Lionel.
Governor Odious: [after being stabbed] I'm not feeling very well.
Tawny: [after Seth teleports] Wow! Are you some sort of magician?
Olaf: [after getting pierced by an icicle] Oh, look at that. I've been impaled.
Jep Gambardella: Madame Ardant! Fanny Ardant: [after a long pause] Bonne nuit.
[chasing after Stuntman Mike] Kim: I'm about to bust a nut up in this bitch, muthafucker!
Dr. Dakota Block: And after this one... you'll never see me again.
Marv: [shouting after stepping on ornaments] I'm gonna kill that kid!
[to a baby, after shooting someone] Tequila: Hey, x-rated action!
[after getting his kiss from Fleur] Ron: Merci...
Sid: [after branch hits him] What ho, a foe?
Anger: [after Joy and Sadness are ejected] Can I use that swear word now?
Po: [after being hit in the crotch] Oh! My tenders!
Ronald James McGorvey: [after castrating himself] I'm gonna be good now.
Matt 'Axe' Axelson: [after jumping off a cliff] That sucked.
[after falling off from the horse] Gimli: That was deliberate, it was deliberate.
Scott Smith: Looks like you're gonna make it to fifty after all.
Tommy Como: [after Janiro fight] He ain't pretty no more.
Lloyd Dobler: [after leaving the Gas & Sip guys] That was a mistake.