Believe me, if Archimedes ever had the grand entrance of a girl as pretty as Gloria to look forward to, he would never have spent so much time calculating the value of Pi. He would have been baking her a Pie! If Euclid had ever beheld a vision of lov...
Lines and Squares Whenever I walk in a London street, I'm ever so careful to watch my feet; And I keep in the squares, And the masses of bears, Who wait at the corners all ready to eat The sillies who tread on the lines of the street, Go back to thei...
Age, what is it? It's not a figure that has ever meant anything to me.
Patrice O'Neal is the best comic I ever saw.
New Year's was insane! It was the best show I've ever played for New Year's.
Kelsey Grammer is one of the best actors I've ever worked with.
I'm not exactly the best capitalist ever.
Comedy was all I ever wanted.
I'm the girliest girl you'll ever meet.
No man has ever paid a single bill in my life - I didn't want it.
No one is ever successful at everything that they do.
No one ever judges their own self.
Only the gentle are ever really strong.
No one's ever called me anything but 'Arne.'
I never ever paid attention to any election.
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
there is nothing after book'.
Skin is really important; after all, it's my business.
The Tom Strong thing was totally for the money. I plan to get looser after I finish this Maggie saga.
After all, is football a game or a religion?
If your neighbor visits Mecca once, watch out for him. If he makes a second visit, you had better avoid him. After the third visit you had better move to another street.