I decided law was the exact opposite of sex; even when it was good, it was lousy.
Mortimer ZuckermanI like pasta; it's pretty good. I'll even substitute wheat pasta in there and make it more healthy.
Prince FielderFriendship is the shadow of the evening, which increases with the setting sun of life.
Jean de La FontaineYou have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
Kinky FriedmanWell, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
Sarah SilvermanPeople are worms, and even the God who created them is immensely bored with their antics.
Ama Ata AidooCan the knowledge deriving from reason even begin to compare with knowledge perceptible by sense?
Louis Aragon