Joel: What a loss to spend that much time with someone, only to find out that she's a stranger.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindClementine: Maybe you can find yourself a nice antique rocking chair to die in.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindClementine: You know me, I'm impulsive. Joel: That's what I love about you.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindClementine: My embarrassing admission is I really like that you're nice, right now.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindJoel: [talking to Clementine in the train] Sorry, I'm just... trying to be nice.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindJoel: Can you hear me? I don't want this any more! I want to call it off!
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindJoel: Why would she do that to me? Rob: Hey does anybody want a joint?
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindMary: That was beautiful to watch, Howard. Like a surgeon or a concert pianist.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindClementine: I'm fucking crawling out of my skin. I should've left you at the flea market.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindRob: It's not about us, it's about Joel, who's an adult, okay, not "Momma Carrie's kid"!
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