I keep my love for her in the ashtray, along with the other stuff she burnt.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.A bear trap eats, but does not drink. My love, however, drinks, but does not eat.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’ve got a lot of love to give you. And by you I mean your clone.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I won’t die for my love—but I will live for her, which is much harder and more impactful.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I shave my face like a car. I speed through car washes, but I brake for love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.When love knocked at my door, I prayed to God and thanked Him for letting me live in a Porta-potty.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Advice about love: When the green grape turns red, it’s time to separate the socks from the mittens.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.We made love sweet and gentle, like strawberry jelly. Peanut butter makes me horny.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I never knew what love was until after I got divorced. But I’ve always been a bit dyslexic.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.When I die I’m donating my body to science, because everybody loves a free buffet.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Life should be lined with love. A stomach should also be lined. So should football fields.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I keep my love in the fridge, next to my meat, because you simply can’t beat it.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.