Computers don't kill books; people do.
I wanted to be a priest when I was a kid.
Parents, you know, can be terrible.
Whatever happens, I'm ready to face it.
I'm a failed newspaper man myself.
There are two words for everything.
There is no diplomacy like candor.
Upfronts are all about ad sales.
Some misunderstandings are hard to cure.
There's hardly any governmental censorship in Korea.
There is a lot of my childhood in 'The Sandcastle Girls.'
Harold Bloom weeps for me.
I don't believe in writer's block.
There are no rules in live television.
The camera cannot lie, but it can be an accessory to untruth.
For 50 years my father worked for the railroad.
I've always had trouble with authority.
The failure mode of clever is “asshole.
No pain is unbearable except that of regret.
Isn't that an odd philosophy for a vampire?
I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.
