I was a good liar as a child.
I'm not very good at impersonations.
It's funny because it's funny.
It's a blip, not a catastrophe.
I was a closet stutterer.
Hugging is not my shtick.
The war against terrorism is terrorism.
Age is not our fault.
History is the best guide to the future.
My brother and I are best friends.
The best movies are rooted in reality.
It is not the position, but the disposition.
Beauty is health. Health is beauty.
There is always time for failure.
Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.
If what is communicated is false, it can hardly be called communication.
Writing only leads to more writing.
Happiness is a direction, not a place.
Greetings and death to our enemies.
The mere imparting of information is not education.
Great humorists are great insulters.