Quotes of: Erect Keyword

If sharks really can smell blood, then I’d imagine they’re all salivating over my erection right now.

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There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to your penis. This was not one of those times.

Looking for Alaska

The destination of the journey could not be altered, only the manner in which one approached it - whether one chose to walk erect or to be dragged complaining through the dust.

Pompeii

My erection is made of iron, and metal detectors make me horny.

Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

A fig for those by law protected! Liberty's a glorious feast! Courts for cowards were erected, Churches built to please the priest!

Robert Burns

It is any day better to stand erect with a broken and bandaged head then to crawl on one's belly, in order to be able to save one's head.

Mahatma Gandhi

For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Today Americans are overcome not by the sense of endless possibility but by the banality of the social order they have erected against it.

Christopher Lasch

Never blame men, they have too many responsibilities because they live in a country where they are being taught to take up the burden since they get an erection.

Himmilicious

A blanket could be used to draw a map on—a treasure map, and not something Google has knowledge of. Want to know what’s under the X? My erection.  

Blanket

Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.

Incubus Dreams

But then I was young, and to be young means to undertake to demolish the world and to have the gall to wish to erect a new and better one in its place.

Report to Greco

Fame is not the reason why brands are created and erected. Be diligent, focused and chain unceasing prayers to God who will continue giving you cheers.

Shaping the dream

Erections are temporary, but child support is forever.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

Licorice stops erections at the source—the crotch. It also helps against certain poisons, like love. 

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

My body looks the same, but I gained 20 pounds. The difference is that right now I have an erection, and before I didn’t. 

Sleepwalking is restercise

Can the government grow the economy like a farmer grows an erection, or a male porn star grows a tree?

So many chairs, and no time to sit

Renaldo once made a sex tape, and even fully erect, he still had to shoot it four times just to get some "footage.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I thought it was a tree log, but it was just an erect elephant penis. But that didn’t stop me from trying to throw it on the campfire.

This Book Has No Title

The morning came pouring down on my night, but luckily I was able to convert my erection into an umbrella.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom