For all of life’s problems, blame my father. He was never there for me, not even at conception.
A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my freezer.
There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't