Burst pipes were an English tradition, like so many others. Like, for instance, English men. Charm the knickers off you with their mellow vowels and frivolous verbiage, and then, once they'd got them off, panic and run. Or else stay and whinge. The E...
English Bob: [discussing the assassination of President Garfield] Well there's a dignity royalty. A majesty that precludes the likelihood of assassination. If you were to point a pistol at a king or a queen your hands would shakes as though palsied. ...
I am not a teacher, but an awakener.
Teachers are the ministers and priests of culture, its practitioners and its emissaries.
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
If I get the chance to be philanthropic, I want to help kids and teachers.
If you become a teacher, by your pupils you'll be taught.
Economics Teacher: Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?
A teacher should have maximal authority, and minimal power.
I'm an unemployed teacher right now and I'm looking for a place to teach.
The greatest teacher I know is the job itself.
If it wasn't for my drama teacher, I wouldn't be here right now.
A teacher should have a creative mind.
I had this wonderful career and thought I would retire as a teacher.
My parents were both high-school music teachers.
Even where there are no schools, there are teachers.
History is an excellent teacher with few pupils.
I am trying here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Him: I’m ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don’t accept his claim to be God. That is the one thing we must not say. A man who was m...
Do not oversleep and miss the school bus- you'll be late. That's a habit teachers generally don't appreciate. Never tell your friends at school that you still wet your bed. They are sure to tease you, and you'll wish that you were dead. Never call yo...
I don't believe in school prayer. I think it's total nonsense...who is the teacher there that is going to have them pray? And is the teacher going to be Catholic or Mormon or Episcopalian or what? It just causes all sorts of problems. And what are th...
When I was in eighth grade, I used a self-timing camera to take nude pictures of myself in various stages of erection. I then exchanged my biology teacher’s slides with the images. The teacher, in a state of panic, kept rapidly pressing the ‘next...
