I'm English. We're about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time.
The Antique HuntersShe'd become an English major for the purest and dullest of reasons: because she loved to read.
The Marriage PlotEnglish rain feels obligatory, like paperwork. It dampens already damn days and slicks the stones.
The Madness UnderneathEnglish : Don't pity if you don't help! Indonesia: Usah kasihan jika tak bantu!
My Ancestor Was an Ancient AstronautLaistry....I can't even say that. What would you call them in English?" "Canadians.
The Sea of Monsters