In England, literary pretence is more universal than elsewhere from our method of education.
James PaynHere in England we live at a slower pace, have more time to enjoy things - like good jazz.
Chris BarberEngland is a profoundly bizarre place that has produced thousands of bands the world has worshipped.
Gene SimmonsTo escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph.
John Mortimer