What I know about poker, you can fit into a thimble with room left over, but I'm learning.
Wilford BrimleyIn the cosmos of time, there's not a cocksucker in this room who is more than a fart in the wind!
Daniel S. PeñaNot everyone has to have children. If everyone had two or three, we'd run out of room.
Clare BaldingI like to be in waiting rooms with people as they're auditioning, because their terror calms me.
John C. McGinley