Quotes of: Elves Keyword

If you don't believe it's elves, that's your problem. I know it's elves.

Afternoon of the Elves

For the rest, they shall represent the other Free Peoples of the World: Elves, Dwarves, and Men, Legolas shall be for the Elves; and Gimli son of Gloin for the Dwarves. They are willing to go at least to the passes of the Mountains, and maybe beyond....

The Fellowship of the Ring

But it is said: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. The choice is yours: to go or wait.' 'And it is also said,' answered Frodo: 'Go not to the Elves for counsel for they will answer both no and yes.' 'Is i...

The Ring Sets Out

Madame Bellwings, Memoir Elf Coordinator, was not at all pleased with this request, because elves who write the memoirs of teenage girls have the habit of returning to the magical realm with atrocious grammar. They can't seem to shake the phrases "wa...

Janette Rallison

If I say I do not believe in faeries or elves or trolls, does this imply that I have a set of beliefs and a lifestyle that adheres to this lack of belief? NO, IT ONLY IMPLIES that I do not believe in faeries, elves and trolls. So one cannot extrapola...

Supernatural Hypocrisy: The Cognitive Dissonance of a God Cosmology

An ax came through the door. Then two firefighters. They looked down at and assistant mall manager crying and wearing a melted toupee, sitting cross-legged next to a mall cop with a bleeding ankle and a mouth full of paper. One of the firefighters lo...

When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State

I get depressed with these fluffy dragons and noble elves. Elves were never noble. They were cruel bastards. And I dislike heroes. You can’t trust the buggers. They always let you down. I don’t believe in the natural nobility of kings, because a ...

Terry Pratchett

Elves live in harmony with the world, and I try to do that.

Orlando Bloom

Elves are wondrous fair to look upon.

The Two Towers

'No Hands' art goes straight back to Warhol. He was the first to use elves.

Tom Wolfe

Ask not the elves for advice, because they will tell you both 'yes' and 'no'.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes.

The Fellowship of the Ring

You cannot be betrayed by your enemies, only your friends.

Of Gods and Elves

Elves are like trees, grounded and focused from the trunk down but graceful and agile on top.

Orlando Bloom

Pickford: Walkin' down the hall, by myself, smokin' a jay with fifty elves.

Dazed and Confused

Mason: Dad, there's no real magic in the world, right? Dad: What do you mean? Mason: You know, like elves and stuff. People just made that up. Dad: Oh, I don't know. I mean, what makes you think that elves are any more magical than something like a w...

Boyhood

A world in which elves exist and magic works offers greater opportunities to digress and explore.

Terry Brooks

Elves have this superhuman strength, yet they're so graceful. Tolkien created them to be angelic spirits, but I also saw Legolas as something out of the Seven Samurai.

Orlando Bloom

All writers have this vague hope that the elves will come in the night and finish any stories.

Neil Gaiman

It's like Dungeons and Dragons, but ." Jace was looking at Simon as if he were some bizarre species of insect. "It's like what?" "It's a game," Clary explained. She felt vaguely embarrassed. "People pretend to be wizards and elves, and they kill mons...

City of Bones

Long are the lives of elves' he said. Short are the tempers of dwarfs,'Gotrek muttered, just loud enough to be heard.

Giantslayer