I've always wanted an old Vette... like, a '67 Stingray is the car I'd want.
A perfect day would be to get into the car, drive out to Yosemite and go camping.
People think getting a new partner is like getting a new car.
I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car.
A dream without ambition is like a car without gas... you're not going anywhere.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I don't listen to the radio in the car, and I do that because I don't want to be influenced.
The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.
Christmas comes during a season when the Earth is in its darkest time. It's a holiday for the family and for everyone.
My grandson sees me as Lois on TV every Christmas, and that scores me points.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
My dad was a Punjabi from Amritsar, and my mom is a Punjabi from Kashmir. My dad was a soldier in the Indian Army.
I know exactly where I've come from, I know exactly who my mum and dad are.
I'm left handed, but my dad taught me to play guitar right-handed.
I was born to a Nigerian dad and a Kenyan mom, and coming to the States was really academic.
I'm not a religious person. My mom was of Jewish blood and my dad was Protestant.
