I'm proud of 'Stop Making Sense,' but it's a little bit of an albatross; I can't compete with it, but I can't ignore it either.
I really like comedy. There's always a choice, when you're writing: you can either go for the joke or you can go for the story, the important stuff.
I think most people either forget or don't know that Microsoft only hires people with I.Q.'s well over 130.
You've got to be closer to the edge than ever to win. That means sometimes you go over the edge, and I don't mean driving, either.
I despise people who go to the gutter on either the right or the left and hurl rocks at those in the center.
I'd like to play a horse, many people think I already have. Either end of the horse would be fine.
Don't start a fight if you can't duke it out. Either win or concede but whatever you do, don't have others fight for you.
So reports of my madness, as they say, were greatly exaggerated. Not that I give a bugger either way.
If you think life is magical or life is hard, either way you are right. Your thoughts are the source of reality.
Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You either fight it or embrace it.
I keep telling you that feeling is not selective. You can't feel pain, you aren't gonna feel anything else either.
If you forgive people enough you belong to them, and they to you, whether either person likes it or not squatter's rights of the heart.
Billy Graham talks about how he doesn't judge people. I don't either. Some people I am just pissed at.
I just hate to be in one corner. I hate to be put as only a guitar player, or either only as a songwriter, or only as a tap dancer. I like to move around.
There is always someone in the world who is better or worse off than yourself, and I've never seen that - in either direction - as a barrier to becoming friends with somebody.
What takes place in the Security Council more closely resembles a mugging than either a political debate or an effort at problem-solving.
There will always be a certain element of extremists on either side, left or right, who no mainstream news outlet is going to satisfy.
When you know that someone is playing love games with you and still you are there then it means either you are a true lover or a true loser.
Boys like either dinosaurs or airplanes. I was very much an airplane boy.
Salvation cannot come without revelation. Men of the present time testify of heaven and hell, and have never seen either; and I will say that no man knows these things without this.
I used to do promo work, where you would be paid not very much to stand in the street for a very long time endorsing a product that you'd either A, never heard of, or B, didn't like.
