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A lot of people go searching for “Truth.” But they can’t be searching too hard, because very few of them ever think to look under my bed.

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

And then he said the next time he sees me the gloves are coming off. I said, "Doc, that‘s no way to perform a prostrate exam.

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I'd love to see a concert in which "The Doors" opened up for "The Cars.

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Her face was as red as her hair. “What are you doing,” she cried. Devon put a question mark next to the sentence. “Editing your paper.” What did it look like he was doing? “You’re just cutting out stuff!” “What do you think editing is...

Paper Cuts

We’re novel worthy, day walking, blood sucking, tortured souls trapped in a body that can’t die for all eternity with no feelings, no emotions and no heart. - Elaine White, Runaway Girl

Vampire News: The (not so) End Times Edition!: Volume II: 2

Owen Owens Field embodies the name of the team that calls it home. It's Spartan to the core.

When the Game Stands Tall, Special Movie Edition: The Story of the De La Salle Spartans and Football's Longest Winning Streak

Whenever I learn a new word, I feel strong, for I discover a new world. Whenever I share a word, I feel weak: I give away a sparkle of my dreams. (Soar)

Yours, poetically: Special Deluxe Edition of Selected Poems and Quotes

If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.

155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition

Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition

Only Getting the A and Z with out the B through Y, leaves you SOL.

The Artist's Guide to Success in the Music Business (2nd edition): The "Who, What, When, Where, Why & How" of the Steps that Musicians & Bands Have to Take to Succeed in Music

Perhaps one of the reasons I've avoided standing on the point toward the horizon is the second you stand up and point toward a horizon, you realize how much there is to lose.

A Million Miles in a Thousand Years: What I Learned While Editing My Life

Every creative person, and I think probably every other person, faces resistance when they are trying to create something good...The harder the resistance, the more important the task must be.

A Million Miles in a Thousand Years: What I Learned While Editing My Life

...I wondered about the story we were writing and wanted even more to write a better story for myself, something that leaves a beautiful feeling even as the credits roll.

A Million Miles in a Thousand Years: What I Learned While Editing My Life

The inciting incident is how you get (characters) to do something. It's the doorway through which they can't return, you know. The story takes care of the rest.

A Million Miles in a Thousand Years: What I Learned While Editing My Life

I’ve often wondered why more science textbooks don’t tell teenagers that the only thing sharks like to eat more than fish, are dead prostitutes.

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

I saw a bottle of conditioner the other day that said, "Family Size," and I thought, That's odd, I didn't know too many families showered together.

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg my friends to treat me that well.

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

I want to create moonglasses, and then write a song called, "I Wear My Moonglasses at Noon." Hopefully, with a little lunar luck, my track will also feature Corey Hart.

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

My parents always said that knowledge was the best gift they could give me, probably because they were too cheap to buy me Christmas or Birthday presents.

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

I told the waitress I wanted some coffee. She asked if I wanted leaded of unleaded, so I had to leave the restaurant, because I quit drinking gasoline years ago.

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

I love tables. And dancing. Oh, and I love table dancing, although Grandmother always says, "Wait until we're finished eating.

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't