I don't want to work a 9-5 job, because 20 hours a day is just too much.
There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can'tThe other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasn’t hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.
There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can'tI have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my freezer.
There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can'tThe only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago.
There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can'tYo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored editionThe same principles that make up a good story also make up a good life.
A Million Miles in a Thousand Years: What I Learned While Editing My Life