Quotes of: Eddie Keyword

Ellen: What are you looking at? Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer... [Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toil...

Christmas Vacation

Eddie: Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at...

Christmas Vacation

Clark: So, when did you get the tenament on wheels? Eddie: Oh, that uh, that there's an RV. Yeah, yeah, I borrowed it off a buddy of mine. He took my house, I took the RV. It's a good looking vehicle, ain't it? Clark: Yeah, it looks so nice parked in...

Christmas Vacation

Game Show MC: Major, Eddie here has a little problem with his girlfriend. Did you ever have a problem like that when you were 10? John Glenn: Yes, I did, Bob. I liked a girl in my class, but all the other guys liked her too and she didn't pay any att...

The Right Stuff

For such a small country, Britain packs in an amazing diversity of landscapes: coastline, lakes, mountains, rolling countryside, villages and great cities.

Rory Bremner

The fact that Eddie Vedder likes to play 3 hour plus shows a night, I have to be ready for that.

Matt Cameron

The Bible was not written for entertainment purposes, so it's a real hodgepodge and a compendium of all kinds of stuff.

Robert Crumb

Each driver has their own identity and from one week to another, normally it stays the same.

Kurt Busch

But, listen, Eddie Merkyx would have won six Tours if he hadn't been punched.

Lance Armstrong

Circumstances may cause interruptions and delays, but never lose sight of your goal.

Mario Andretti

I don't want to go out there and do something 3,000 other people can do.

Mario Andretti

I wanted to have a career that would last a hundred years if possible.

Mario Andretti

We have more media than ever and more technology in our lives. It's supposed to help us communicate, but it has the opposite effect of isolating us.

Tracy Chapman

Technology has come such a long way and you could pretty much do everything what's called 'in the box'. It means that it never has to leave your computer.

Tony Vincent

I didn't have that thing that Michael Bolton did; my star power - my charisma - was not a match to my writing ability.

Dan Hill

Artists and celebrities are citizens, and as such you have a responsibility to keep fighting for justice because there are monolithic power structures and systemic oppression out there.

Emily Saliers

I hope to find the perfect band as well, I really do, and I'm working very hard to find that band.

Vinnie Vincent

Driving race cars was an avenue for me to learn how to build my own car, and that was my ambition all along.

Carroll Shelby

If a neighbor is killed in a car accident, do you sell your car and stop driving?

Mario Andretti

At the end of the day, my natural habitat is in a car and I am happiest in that environment.

Maria de Villota

All the pre-made sauces in a jar, and frozen and canned vegetables, processed meats, and cheeses which are loaded with artificial ingredients and sodium can get in the way of a healthy diet. My number one advice is to eat fresh, and seasonally.

Todd English