Quotes of: Eats Keyword

Jay: Thanks, Pickle Fucker! [to Silent Bob] Jay: Yo, some pickle fucker gave us free eats!

Clerks II

Elias: [Taking 'I Eat Cock' sign off of his employee of the month picture; to Randal] Well, at least you spelled cock right this time.

Clerks II

Randal Graves: Hey, you know, you and I have something in common - we both eat Chinese. Caitlin Bree: Dick. Randal Graves: Exactly.

Clerks

Mrs. Parker: Randy, will you eat? There are starving people in China! Randy: [groans and shoves spoon into his mouth]

A Christmas Story

Kevin Lomax: What about love? John Milton: Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.

The Devil's Advocate

Dr. Foster: They kill for one reason: they kill for food. They eat their victims, you understand that, Mr. Berman? That's what keeps them going!

Dawn of the Dead

John McClane: [fighting Karl] You motherfucker, I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna fuckin' cook you, and I'm gonna fucking eat you!

Die Hard

Roper: What's the matter? You on a diet? Williams: I like to eat, if I can find something I can keep down.

Enter the Dragon

Kaffee: The only thing I have to eat is Yoohoo and Cocoa Puffs, so if you want anything else bring it with you. Okay?

A Few Good Men

Santa: Do you know why I only eat roots? Jep Gambardella: No, why? Santa: Because roots are important.

The Great Beauty

Rita: Would you like to come to dinner with Larry and me? Phil: No thank you. I've seen Larry eat.

Groundhog Day

Melvin Udall: How much more you got to eat? Appetites aren't as big as your noses, huh?

As Good as It Gets

Sam: So uh, I gotta go bury this hamster before the dogs eat him... You wanna help?

Garden State

Charlotte Phelan: You know Hilly, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you've been eating too much *pie*.

The Help

Harry Hart: [after eating McDonald's food with Valentine] Thank you for such a 'happy' meal.

Kingsman: The Secret Service

Sarah: [after eating the peach] Hoggle, what've you done? Hoggle: [leaves in fear] Oh, damn you, Jareth. And damn me, too.

Labyrinth

Timon: [seeing a red beetle] These are rare delicacies. [takes it and eats it] Timon: He comes with a very pleasant crunch.

The Lion King

John Oldman: And that's what I taught, but a talking snake made a lady eat an apple, so we're screwed.

The Man from Earth

Cypher: I'm tired, Trinity. Tired of this war, tired of fighting... I'm tired of the ship, being cold, eating the same goddamn goop everyday...

The Matrix

[Harry Cooper sees the zombies eating the flesh of the late Tommy and Judy] Harry Cooper: Good Lord!

Night of the Living Dead

Reporter: Where did you get the name, "The Italian Stallion"? Rocky: Oh I made that up one night while I was eating dinner.

Rocky