I don't use a crap camera, I don't eat junk, and I'm not going to a dance where the boys are bores
Viola in Reel LifeI was hoping we could just listen to Jimmy Eat World and forget we ever grew up.
Write like no one is readingIf zombies eat brains, then they’d love me, because who doesn’t like a buffet?
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomSome men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomYou can have your cake, but you can’t eat it. You have to sit there and watch me scarf it down.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomThe toughest part about riding a horse is overcoming the urge to eat it.
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