The best part about vomiting is that right after you do, you can continue eating.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseWhen I go out to eat at restaurants, I don’t like chains. I prefer whips.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseTomorrow’s Pancake Friday, despite the fact that it’s Monday, and I don’t eat breakfast.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseSomebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works.
The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time IndianI’ll eat this world like coffee-flavored bubblegum. I’ll chew thoroughly before I swallow.
I love Blue Ribbon CoffeeDon't ever let anyone tell you that college is for smart people. College eats smart people alive.
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