Everybody thinks people who promote PETA don't eat meat, but I think animals were made to be eaten.
Dominique SwainIf at first you don't succeed, try to eat a big lunch and take a nap...er wait, no... #badadvice
Jayce O'NealI prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle.
Jeff SmithYou can't eat fish. It's 6,000 parts DDT per million all over the world, not counting radiation.
Dick Dale