I eat fog for breakfast, and I shit out steamy love scenes from the 80s.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeMy erection at noon causes an elongated shadow so black you’d think I was an albino.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI make love with the accuracy of Joe Montana, and from a distance of up to 100 yards.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI admire your mustache madam, but I wonder, what’s for dessert?
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeThere’s not a person alive who is ugly. Now dead people, they disgust me.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeLove is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI make art like I make love—slowly, so I get the most for my money.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life