Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this? The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.
Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding a bowling ball] What the fuck is this? The Dude: Obviously, you're not a golfer.
The Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man. Walter Sobchak: You mean... beyond pacifism?
The Stranger: Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
[after the chief of police throws a coffee mug at his head] The Dude: Ow! Fucking fascist!
The Dude: I was one of the original authors of the Port Huron Declaration. Not the compromised second draft...
Everybody has forgotten about showmanship. People don't look like rock stars any more. They just look like regular dudes off the street.
There has been a kind of stereotypical 'gamer dude' that has been representative for the gamer community in the years past. But I want to spearhead or be a part of changing that.
It's passing strange that Obama, carried to a second term by women, blacks and Latinos, chooses to give away the plumiest Cabinet and White House jobs to white dudes.
A lot of my female fans discovered me through the passion I have for bettering myself. Not to say the dudes don't, but my female fan-base is based off women who want to do better.
But let me just say that talking dirty is so important in sex. And it’s pretty easy. To wit: establish from the very beginning that you like this. And trust me, you want to do it early on. Because if you wait too long to introduce the concept, your...
Amy hated--hated--the way the grown-ups her parents had surrounded themselves with were so quick to offer prayers and so low to actually do anything. Old women who barely left the house for anything but bingo and congratulated themselves on never dri...
The Dude: Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man. Malibu Police Chief: Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So l...
The worst thing to tell a free people in a country that's still mostly free is that they are not allowed to read something.
Kyle, you are a mellow dude...You can’t be with an agitator. And that’s what she is. An agitator. She’s a Jackson Pollock and you’re a Thomas Kinkade.
Dude." Jason gave Percy a bear hug. "Back from Tartarus!" Leo whooped. "That's my peeps!
The name 'Wiz' comes from me being the youngest dude in my age group of people that I hung out with. I was pretty good at anything I tried to do, so they would call me a young wiz.
Hot girls have so many options. Sitting at home alone any night of the week and searching the Internet for a dude is on zero hot girls' agendas. So they're definitely not coming after you.
Summer flings always seemed amazing in movies, though that might be because the leading man did not ever call his romantic interest "dude.
Whoa, don't assume, dude," Marco said. "My mom always said, when you you make an of and --
This is a team of gay dudes, isn't it?" What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you?
