a criminal sketch of Christ on a diner napkin -'Poet Prophets
You. Aren’t you one of those Morgan boys? You must be the bad one.
Leaving the feasibility of testicular transplants alone for the moment, she said, “It was mostly my mistake.
Katenia, are you drunk?" "No, it's my breasts. I've yet to adjust to my new size.
A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards.
What a tale he's told, what a bitter bowl of war he's drunk to the dregs.
of seatbelts as an opportunity to take up drunk-driving.
She’s drunk dialing contractors ” Chloe said to Tara. “Someone should stop her.
A drunk can't follow a line of reasoning, even if it is a double white line.
After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me.
I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth.
There is a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.
There is communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.
He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.
I am drunk with love; love is my drug. I am the rain and love is my earth.
Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see.
I loved Jack Ford. I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk. But I had a great time.
A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
I've never drunk coffee. I'm convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green or black tea.
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was not conscious of. I was mostly consciously getting into trouble and drunk.