Quotes of: Drunks Keyword

He who is drunk from wine can sober up, he who is drunk from wealth cannot.

African

People think coffee can be drunk with or without cream and sugar, but coffee can be drunk more ways than that. Coffee can be drunk awake or asleep, and coffee can be drunk by the cup, by the gallon, or by yourself.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn’t be making up holidays to drink more. Maybe if they drank less they might be able to title their newspaper articles more specifically. For example, I would title this last article “Drunk Driver Hits Dru...

Sleepwalk with Me

Always be drunk. That’s it! The great imperative! In order not to feel Time’s horrid fardel bruise your shoulders, grinding you into the earth, Get drunk and stay that way. On what? On wine, poetry, virtue, whatever. But get drunk. And if you som...

Charles Baudelaire

You’re drunk. They’d arrest you on the spot.” “What? There’s no law against driving a car when you’re drunk.” He swayed back and forth while he spoke. “Besides, I’m not drunk.” “Fine, you’re not drunk, but you’ve been drinki...

One Undead Step

It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.

Charles Baudelaire

Drunk sweetly, paid sourly.

German

Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger?

Julianna Margulies

Children and drunks always speak the truth.

Traditional

Wine that isn't paid for is drunk twice.

Turkish

Doreen Piggot: Why don't you go get drunk and pee all over... Earl Piggot: I'm gonna get drunk! I'm gonna get drunk right now! Ah damnit!

Short Cuts

If you want to get drunk, get drunk with love.

Debasish Mridha

You won't see a good drunk in a teahouse.

Manchuria

I didn't want to be DRUNK. IN. PUBLIC. I wanted to be drunk in a BAR. I was THROWN. into. public.

Ron White

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

Demetri Martin

The sheep drinks but it's the goat that gets drunk.

Martiniquais

I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk.

Eddie Van Halen

Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.

Clea Duvall

We rode on the horse like we were in love and drunk on coffee. But that’s silly, because we weren’t drunk and in love. We were just drunk, and not from the coffee either.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

When the cock is drunk, he forgets about the hawk.

Ghanaian

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.

Fiona Apple