A good wine has many qualities, I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart.
Tom Araya98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaYou can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.
Joe MooreThat incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens!
Harry Nilsson