Quotes of: Drunk Keyword

What you say when you're drunk should have been thought about beforehand.

Belgian

Eat until you are half full; drink until you are half drunk.

Russian

If two people say he is drunk, the third one should sleep.

Yiddish

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

P. J. O'Rourke

Drunk: Eternally grateful... A TOAST! Max Bialystock: A TOAST! Leo Bloom: A TOAST... to what? Drunk: To... to toast, I love toast. Max Bialystock: To toast. Leo Bloom: To toast.

The Producers

Macaulay Connor: [drunk] You going my way miss? Tracy Lord: [drunk] That's "Miss Goddess" to you Macaulay Connor: Okay, Miss Goddess To Me.

The Philadelphia Story

I was drunk but not drunk enough to say what I wanted, that we don't live our lives so much as come to them, as different people and things collect mysteriously around us.

Love

Figured that most of life's dilemmas could be solved by asking yourself this one question: " Is it worth it--to me?

I Got Drunk at My Baby Shower: Our Successful Surrogacy Story

You know you've drunk too much when you run out of booze. It's the same with love. Also, I'm drunk.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

My hush is lush. It’s drunk on its own greenness, just as I’m drunk on my blue silence. What would you say if I asked you to turquoise?

This Book is Not FOR SALE

May this night come wearing drunk cloak of love, carrying passionate desires, and intoxication of love! Tonight, may I get so drunk in love that I do not see any dreams!

Suman Pokhrel

Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe. If you could get away from the obvious often enough, you wouldn't become obvious yourself.

Charles Bukowski

I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!

Bob Livingston

Mrs. Kramer, Mitch's Mother: Have you been drinking? Mitch: No [falls on bed and can't even take off both boots] Mrs. Kramer, Mitch's Mother: Are you drunk? Mitch: [clearly drunk] Psshh

Dazed and Confused

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.

Winston S. Churchill

When a rich man falls they say it was an accident; when a poor man falls they say that he was drunk.

Turkish

And sometimes drunk women aren't raped; they just make stupid choices--and to say we deserve special treatment when we're drunk because we're women, to say we need to be , I find offensive.

Sharp Objects

Joe Bradley: Now, come on. You're not that drunk. Princess Ann: [laughing] If you're so smart I'm not drunk at all. I'm just being [her head falls against his chest] Princess Ann: verrrrry haaaappy...

Roman Holiday

Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a lot. It's part of our culture. I like drinking. I don't think it's a bad thing.

Andrea Corr

tu figlio di puttana, disse lei, sto cercando di costruire una relazione che abbia senso. non puoi costruirla con un martello, disse lui

Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit

If an important decision is to be made, they [the Persians] discuss the question when they are drunk, and the following day the master of the house where the discussion was held submits their decision for reconsideration when they are sober. If they ...

Herodotus