She ordered beer all night, and I ordered root beer. She was drunk, and so was I—with love.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeForget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouHe graduated law school, but he didn’t pass the bar. No, he stopped in and got drunk.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You