Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it.
Guy DavenportIn Russia, drunks are our kindest people. Our kindest people are also the most drunk.
Fyodor DostoyevskyThink of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.
The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern LifeWhen I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
Richard BurtonBacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
Ambrose Bierce