What sort of place lets you drive and vote and fuck before it lets you drink a beer?” ~Mark Cooper
Mark Cooper versus AmericaI don't ever drink alone. It's not much fun. And I don't think I will until I am an alcoholic.
Travels with Charley: In Search of AmericaI don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to flesh.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks